Unfortunately, it looks like I'm in the market for a new personal chef/errand boy. Apparently, my current one is getting married, and didn't even have the courtesy to give me notice in person.

Serious applicants only, please. I'm feeling rather delicate, and can't take my emotions being toyed with any longer.

[The handwriting is rushed, unlike Bastet’s normal carelessly elegant script]

One of the doubles is attacking people, and the park needs to be cleared immediately. DO NOT approach him--there have already been injuries. He’s currently being dealt with.

Medics may need to stand by.

(ooc: Due to time zones and all that loveliness, we still ( Read more... )

As has been said earlier, these creatures don't seem to be capable of actually hurting anyone. They're annoying--and incredibly ugly--but easily restrained.

And honestly, boys and their surprise ejaculation discharge release this and that. It's hard to get any peace around here with all that throbbing and heaving.

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We have a suspect in Stoneface's murder; this person has been approached and informed of the evidence against them. For their own safety, neither this person's name nor their location is being released for the time being, as a legal and judicial system is still being developed. Once it's done, it will be made available for public input; this will ( Read more... )

Do any of the medics--or does anyone else--know what to give a cat with an upset stomach? He's pretty miserable, and nothing I've got in the house has worked so far.